Tuesday, February 25, 2003

Oh my, black is so much easier on the eyes.
Thus spake Shaft at 3:07 AM

"Squirrels don't have calenders"

Shaft- on the scientific finding of the advancement in the breeding season of squirrels.
Thus spake Shaft at 2:27 AM

If everybody everywhere had a lighter load to bear and a little bigger piece of the pie. We'd be livin us a pretty good life, and that'd be alright.

The people at PDQ were rude to me on sunday. I know that I am hiper sensative to the stink eye and everything but there is no reason to be surly at me cause I am making you do your job. Maybe they were all bitter because they just realized that their high school guidance counselers were right. That's what the guidance counselers told us at my high school, if you don't go to college and get good grades you'll be working at the PDQ for the rest of your life. I mean the woman was in her mid thirtys, maybe that's what happened.

Do you think that I could put tooth picks in between my eyelids to keep my eyes open, like they do in the cartoons?
Thus spake Shaft at 2:26 AM

Sunday, February 23, 2003

Did I ever point out to anyone how I am the hippist trip in america, that's right, just like soul train.

Today at work someone paged maintenance to a certain place in the building for sluts.

Yep, sluts.
They said joe so and so to place and place for sluts.
You should have seen him run for the door, he nearly trampled some old lady who works in the factory.
Man, I wish I had a job where I got called for sluts.
Thus spake Shaft at 1:15 AM

Monday, February 17, 2003

I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine...


Soooo, today I stabbed my nose.

Not the outside of my nose, and not with anykind of a knife.
I stabbed the inside...with my finger.
This would be funnier had it not been the third time I have done this.
Just ask uPb.

Gotta go, House Party is on.

You think I could get big eraserhead hair like Kid?
Thus spake Shaft at 12:24 AM