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Shaft Will Save Everyone of Us
Friday, July 02, 2004People there is something you should know. There is a product out there that should never be consumed by an normal human. That product is Extra Smooth Super Premium Camo 40. Yesterday I drank two of them and after more than 12 hours of sleep, two boxes of macaroni and cheese and over 100 ounces of water I still feel like ass. Now it's not like I'm a lightweight, I sit down to a pizza and a six pack of High Life on a regular basis and that only makes me feel full with it's tasty champagne of beer goodness. So it's not like 72 ounces of beer is foreign to my system. But eighty ounces of Camo 40 will render me a blubbering, stumbling moron. Then the next day I feel like I've spent a week between the ass cheeks of a sumo wrestler with a flatulence problem.Consider yourself warned. Thus spake Shaft at 4:27 PM
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