Monday, August 09, 2004

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE:

Due to unforeseen circumstances my mother will be working every weekend until September.
This means that any trips to my parent's house are hereby canceled. The next time that a trip there would be possible would be the weekends of Sept 4th - 5th or 18th - 19th.

Thank you,

Shaft

Thus spake Shaft at 8:10 PM

Monday, August 02, 2004

LISTEN UP BITCHES!

This is what's going down.
First, I'm gonna work like the little monkey that I am till Friday.
Second, on Friday I would like the Hawaiians to join me at Koreana in Appleton.
Third, I figure the gang can go to the bar where we can enjoy drinks and I will smoke a big fat cigar, possibly two. Cause you know why? It's my damn birthday that's why.
Fourth, I will wake up at 9am on Saturday and go to work where I will again like a little monkey work at slamming my cymbals together again and again and again.
Fifth, Sunday, I will go to the Robin's Nest where I hope to be joined by the rest of the Hawaiians and I will provide a tasty cake of some sort. I have not decided what kind yet.
If other folks were so inclined as to prepare or bring baked goods I am sure they will be appreciated by all. If anyone was so kind as to purchase or create a gift they can present it to me at that time.

This is what I command.
Shaft has spoken.
Thus spake Shaft at 4:13 PM

Sunday, August 01, 2004

Ladies and Gentlemen: Please follow the following: This is where my blog will be for future viewing pleasure. Thank You. Shaft

Thus spake Shaft at 10:29 PM